"I've been drunk for about a week now"
why does castiel always look confused?
Like, in this episode he turns off all the car alarms (not far into the episode, but I’m assuming here that he himself put all those cars there) and he looks kinda like
and he just did that himself why would you even look confused
i gotta admit, i started watching this show because of all these castiel gifsets but this character confuses the ever loving fuck out of me
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
first sherlock (wow not even touching that particular field of pain with a ten feet pole)
then game of thrones
then doctor who
and i’m currently halfway down the road with supernatural
three of which are currently (or almost currently) on hiatus
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peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
All Wet - describes an erroneous idea or individual, as in, “he’s all wet.”
And How - I strongly agree!
Applesauce- an expletive same as horsefeathers, As in “Ah applesauce!”
Attaboy - well done!; also Attagirl!
Baby - sweetheart. Also denotes something of high value or respect.
Balled Up - confused, messed up
Baloney - nonsense!
Bank’s Closed - no kissing or making out - i.e. - “Sorry, Mac, the bank’s closed.”
Bearcat - a hot-blooded or fiery girl
Beat it - scam or get lost
Beat one’s gums - idle chatter
Bee’s Knees - An extraordinary person, thing, idea; the ultimate
Beef - a complaint or to complain
Beeswax - business, i.e. None of your beeswax.”
Bell bottom -a sailor
Berries - That which is attractive or pleasing; similar to bee’s knees, As in “It’s the berries.”
Bible Belt -Area in the South and Midwest where Fundamentalism flourishes
Big Cheese - The most important or influential person; boss. Same as big shot
Big six - a strong man; from auto advertising, for the new and powerful; six cylinder engines
Bimbo - a tough guy
Bird - general termfor a man or woman, sometimes meaning “odd,” i.e. “What a funny old bird.”
Blind Date - going out with someone you do not know
Bluenose - An excessively puritanical person, a prude, Creator of “the Blue Nozzle Curse.”
Bootleg - illegal liquor
Breezer - an convertible car
Bronx Cheer - A loud splutteringnoise, used to indicate disapproval. Same as raspberry
Bull - (1) a policeman or law-enforcement officer including FBI (2) nonsense (3) to chat idly, to exaggerate
Bull Session - Male talkfest, gossip, stories of sexual exploits
Bum’s rush - ejection by force from an establishment
Bump Off - To murder,To kill
Butt me - I’ll take a cigarette
Caper - a criminal act or robbery
Carry a Torch - To have acrush on someone
Cash - a kiss
Cash or check? - Do you kiss now or later?
Cat’s Meow - Something splendid or stylish; similar to bee’s knees; The best or greatest, wonderful.
Cat’s Pajamas - Same as cat’s meow
Chassis - the female body
Cheaters - Eyeglasses
Check - kiss me later
Ciggy - cigarette
Copacetic - Wonderful, fine, all right
Crush - An infatuation
Daddy - a youngwoman’s boyfriend or lover, especially if he’s rich
Dame - a female
Dapper - a Flapper’s dad
Darb - An excellent person or thing (as in “the Darb” - a person with money who can be relied on to pay the check)
Dead soldier - an empty bear bottle
Deb - an debutant
Dick - a private investigator
Dogs - feet
Doll - an attractive woman
Dolled up - dressed up
Don’t know from nothing - don’t have any information
Don’t take any wooden nickels - Don’t do anything stupid
Double-cross - to cheat, stab in the back
Dough - money
Drugstore Cowboy - a guy that hangs around on a street corner trying to pick up girls
Dry up - shut up, get lost
Ducky - very good
Dumb Dora - a stupid female
Edge - intoxication, a buzz. i.e. “I’ve got an edge.”
Egg - a person who lives the big life
Fire extinguisher - a chaperone
Fish -(1) a college freshman
(2) a first timer in prisonFlat Tire - A dull witted, insipid, disappointing date. Same as pill, pickle, drag, rag, oilcan
Flivver - a Model T; after 1928, could mean any old broken down car
Flapper - A stylish, brash, hedonistic young woman with short skirts & shorter hair
Fly boy - a glamorous term for an aviator
Frame - To give false evidence , to set up someone
Get a wiggle on - get a move on, get going
Giggle Water - An intoxicating beverage; alcohol
Gin Mill - An establishment where hard liquor is sold; bar
Glad rags - “going out on the town” clothes
Gold Digger - A woman who associates with or marries a man for his wealth
Goofy - in love
Hair of the Dog - a shot of alcohol
Handcuff - an engagement ring
Hard Boiled -a tough, strong guy
Hayburner - (1) a gas guzzling car (2) a horse one loses money on
Heebie-Jeebies - The jitters
High-Hat - To snub
Hit on all sixes - to perform 100 per cent; as “hitting on all six cyclinders”
Hooch - Bootleg liquor
Hood - hoodlum
Hoofer - Dancer
Horsefeathers - an expletive ; same usage as applesauce
Hotsy - Totsy - Pleasing
Iron - a motorcycle
Jake - OK, as in , ”Everything is Jake.”
Jalopy - Oldcar
Jane - any female
Java - coffee
Jitney - a car employed as a private bus. Fare was usually five cents; also called a “nickel”
Joe - coffee
John - a toilet
Joint - an establishment
Juice Joint - a speakeasy
Joint - A club, usually selling alcohol
Keen - Attractive or appealing
Kisser - Mouth
Left holding the bag - (1) to be cheated out of one’s fair share (2) to be blamed for something
Level with me - be honest
Line - Insincere flattery
Live wire - a lively person
Mrs. Grundy - A priggish or extremely tight-laced person
Nifty - great, excellent
“Now you’re on the trolley!” - Now you’ve got it, now you’re right!
Nobody Home - Describes some one who is dumb
On the lam - fleeing from police
On the level - legitimate, honest
On the up and up - on the level
Orchid - an expensive item
Ossified - a drunk person
Owl - a person who’s outlate
Palooka (1) a below-average or average boxer (2) a social outsider, from the comic strip character Joe Palooka
Pet - Same as neck, but more so
Piker - (1) a cheapskate (2) a coward
Pill - (1) a teacher (2) an unlikable person
Pinch - To arrest
Pipe down - stop talking
Pushover - A person easily convinced or seduced
Putting on the Ritz- after the Ritz hotel in Paris; doing something in high style
Rag-a-muffin - a dirty or disheveled individual
Razz- to make fun of
Real McCoy - The genuine article
Ritzy - Elegant (from the hotel)
Rubes - money or dollars
Says you - a reactionof disbelief
Scram - Ask someone to leave immediately
Sheba - A woman with sex appeal (from the move Queen of Sheba) or (e.g. Clara Bow)
Sheik - A man with sex appeal (from the Valentino movies)
Shiv - a knife
Sinker - a doughnut
Speakeasy - An illicit bar selling bootleg liquor
Spifflicated - Drunk. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, owled, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat
Spiffy - An elegant appearance
Spoon - to neck, or at least talk of love
Struggle Buggy - the backseat of a car. A parent’s worst nightmare
Stuck On - Having a crush on
Swanky - Ritzy
Swell - Wonderful. Also: a rich man
Take for a Ride - To drive off with someone in order to bump them off
Tin Pan Alley - the music industry in New York, located between 48th and 52nd street
Tomato - a female
Torpedo - A hired gun
Upchuck - To vomit when one has drunk too much
Wet Blanket - a solemn person, a killjoy
What’s eating you? - What’s wrong
Whoopee - To have a good time
(via madhistory)
jesus christ golem is tall
(via finalproblem)
Arthur Rubinstein plays “La campanella”
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
(via professormoriartyofmaths)
The fact that awesome band Treetop Flyers is using my drawing as a background photo for their Twitter account made me extremely happy today! Hiephoi!
Hihi hiephoi wie gebruikt dat nog haha sorry ik vind het gewoon grappig niet gemeen bedoeld
De tekening is wel echt gaaf!
I cant help myself, it just happens when ever i buy a new book :)
Systemfehler by =Skia
(via man-of-prose)
